A Naija Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside reading ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’ An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.” Naija: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 14 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh. this is kerosene.” Naija: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me my $20.” The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to try to recover his money.
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”
Naija: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 14 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”
Naija: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.” The fuming lawyer pays him, then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I cannot see at all.” Naija: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so take this $100.”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100!” Naija: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20